The official tumblr of Christian Montoya // Decktonic // Miami Slice
YOU THINK ALCOHOL’S A JOKE? YOU THINK IT’S JUST SOMETHING TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS? WELL IT ISN’T! YOU MARK MY WORDS!
I COULD HAVE BEEN ANYTHING, YOU KNOW? PRESIDENT, MAYBE. BUT I WAS ARROGANT, LIKE YOU. I THOUGHT I WAS IN CONTROL. I THOUGHT I’D HAVE A BOTTLE OR TWO OF BOONE’S FARM.
I WOKE UP IN ATLANTA, COVERED IN BLOOD! I HAVE TATTOOS IN PLACES I CAN’T REACH! I PUT OUT TWO SUCCESSFUL RAP MIXTAPES I DON’T REMEMBER MAKING! HALF OF MY TEETH ARE FAKE! WHERE ARE THE ORIGINAL TEETH? I DON’T KNOW!
YOU PUT DOWN THAT PINK POISON WHILE THERE’S STILL TIME, YOU HEAR ME? IT’S MISTAKE JUICE! IT’S THE DEVIL IN A BOTTLE!
ok mom.
What’s the pink bottle though!?Remedial moment!
It’s mistake juice!