My Suggestions to Make the Republican Debates More Interesting

Debate 1: The BP Environmental Debate
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
Month: June 2011
Topic: The Environment
Moderator: Ellen Degeneres
Trophy: The Crystal Oil Drum

Debate 2: The Solyndra Sunshine Debate
Location: Fremont, California
Month: August 2011
Moderator: Arnold Schwarzenegger (no reason other than I want to hear his voice)
Topic: The Government Budget
Trophy: 3’ X 5’ Solyndra Solar Panel (we have to do something with them)

Debate 3: The Current TV Truth Debate
Topic: The Candidates Personal Scandals
Location: San Francisco, CA
Month: October 2011
Moderator: Keith Olbermann
Trophy: A Current Pennant as well as a promise by Keith to not pick on them in segment one of his next broadcast.

Debate 4: The Ben & Jerry’s 99% Debate
Topic: Job Creation and Economic Disparity
Location: Zuccotti Park, NYC Outdoors regardless weather conditions
Month: December 2011
Moderator(s): The unified General Assembly mic checking all at once
Trophy: The Golden Tent

Debate 5: The EIB Studios Home Field Advantage Debate
Topic: How conservative the candidate are.
Location: Palm Beach, Florida
Month: Beginning - January 2012
Moderator: Rush Limbaugh
Trophy: The Golden Microphone

Debate 6: The Univision All-Español Debate
Topic: Immigration (but all questions and answers MUST be in Spanish regardless candidate fluency in the language)
Location: Houston, Texas
Month: End - January 2012
Moderator: Sabado Gigante’s Don Francisco
Trophy: A Ford Fiesta (that’s not a joke, watch the show.)

This is hilarious. That Ford Fiesta really is not a joke. 

(Source: azspot)