Then again, while some girls must deal with sorority girls, guys like me have to deal with frat boys that think I want to be their best friend when they tell me, “BRO. BRO. SO MANY HOT BITCHES, BRO. YOU GOTTA COME OUT, BRO. SEXY BITCHES, AND ONLY A FEW HAVE BEAT FACES, BRO. BRING YOUR ED HARDY SHIRT. SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN, BRO.